Sierra Oscar November Golf

The first time I saw her

It was rainy and wet

She said I’m in law enforcement

And I work for the Met.

I’ve finished my shift

Let’s find some place to go.

I took her to a nearby

Bravo Alpha Romeo.


I said Have you eaten

And do you like chicken?

There’s a place just close by

They say’s finger lickin’.

We finished our drinks

Of malt, hops and barley

We dined at the local

Kilo Foxtrot Charlie.


Well I walked her home

And we kissed on the cheek

I took her out

Every night of that week

She loved all things retro, especially art deco

We were falling in

Lima Oscar Victor Echo.


To heinous crimes I gladly confessed

Just so she’d put me under arrest

And I wish now more than ever before

I was wrapped in the long loving arms of the Law.


Our passions almost wore out

The bed and the bedding

Before too long

We were planning the wedding

She got so excited

Each time that I felt her

She said I can’t wait to be

Whiskey Echo Delta.


Before we go on I’ll admit my affairs

I’ve been to confession, said penitent prayers

The forgiveness I wanted wasn’t quite what I got

She said Foxtrot Oscar Foxtrot Foxtrot.


To heinous crimes I gladly confessed

Just so she’d put me under arrest

And I wish now more than ever before

I was wrapped in the long loving arms of the Law.


So now she’s gone

And she’s back on the beat

Never again will I kiss

Those big feet

I won’t forget her

I’ll always remember

And now I’m all on my

Oscar Whiskey November.


I sit alone

And I watch my TV

Indulging the cult

Of minor celebrity

Games in the jungle,

Vets talking to Rolf

That’s the sad end of my

Sierra Oscar November Golf


To heinous crimes I gladly confessed

Just so she’d put me under arrest

And I wish now more than ever before

I was wrapped in the long loving arms of the Law.


To heinous crimes I gladly confessed

Just so she’d put me under arrest

And I wish now more than ever before

I was wrapped in the long loving arms of the Law.


Lyrics by Vin Murtagh ©2013

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